Katarzyna Wally

NBA sweat mopper optimistic he can nail a lesser Kardashian

An NBA sweat mopper’s primary responsibility is to clean up the sweat left on the court so that no players slip and become injured. One sweat mopper, however, has assumed a slightly more ambitious duty: having sexual intercourse with one of the Kardashians. 

Dylan Lawson, a sweat mopper for the Oklahoma City Thunder, is optimistic that by the conclusion of the NBA finals he can successfully woo and bed one of the “lesser” Kardashian sisters, assuming that by proxy he possesses some of a professional athlete’s sex appeal....